Monday, January 17, 2011

An incendiary topic.



My original plan for this blog was to share information that I found interesting or useful.  Allow me to preface this article by saying what you do with this information is solely YOUR responsibility.  I implore you to use this type of thing only as a last resort; there are usually better ways to deal with problems.

That being said...we all know the zombie apocalypse is coming and it is necessary to be prepared for the hordes of undead that will inevitably rise and seek to feed on your delicious brain meats.  Picture it: you're faced with an approaching army of the undead, nowhere to run, out of ammo, you turn to improvised weapons, the molotov cocktail is a classic.  As you go to light one up, you find your lighter has run out of fluid, or perhaps it's too windy that day and your matches get blown out.  Its happened to all of us at one point...but no more!  Presenting the Flameless Molotov. 

I give you a simple recipe for producing a molotov cocktail, that is water resistant, extra sticky, and doesn't require you to light it before you throw one.  Take a wine bottle with a concave bottom.  Fill it with 30% sulfuric acid, 20% motor oil, and 50% gasoline.  Seal the top, and then clean/dry the outside of the bottle, especially the bottom part.  Fill the bottom with Potassium Chlorate.  Now cut out a piece or cardboard in a circular shape so it will fit over the bottom and hold the potassium chlorate in place.  Put the cardboard on and seal it with duct tape.  Put a plastic bag on the bottom and hold it on with a rubber band to keep moisture out.  When you throw one of these the sulfuric acid will ignite the potassium chloride, which will, in turn, set off the gasoline.  Hopefully your zombies can be killed with fire.


Please let me know what you think of this post.  If people want to see more information like this I will gladly oblige.  If you prefer information on other topics, or don't think I should be posting things like this let me know that as well, and I will try to accommodate you.  Thanks guys.

24 comments:

  1. ill keep this in mind for the zombie apocalypse

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  2. protip: if you disolve styrofoam into the gas first, you can make it stickier. napalm the zombies.

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  3. Nice, I was just going to rely on my swords and knifes as lighting and throwing molotovs would be too slow, but this my friend shall be in my inventory when the day finally comes to pass

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  4. That's freaking awesome, but I would stick with running away! This isn't bad information at all. I think it's a good idea.

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  5. Cool info.
    tehhappyplace.blogspot.com

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  6. Great info, but personally for me, Shotgun or-GTFO.

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  7. Fuck the rebellion, bring the apocalypse!

    My line ha ha, I like updates like these :D

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  8. When the zombie army comes after me this blog will save me from certain death, haha.

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  9. sweet info man. gotta love explosive chemistry.

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  10. This is going into my survival kit.

    Thanks!

    My blog's a little more about survival in the modern day, pre-apocalypse though.

    You should check it out!


    -K
    http://thinking-social.blogspot.com/

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  11. glad people like this stuff, i'll post more next time then. and i'll be following you guys too.

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  12. Whoa. There's been a lot of arson's around my area as of late. Wonder if they're using this recipe?

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  13. Cool info!

    Check out my blog if you're trying to lose weight!

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  14. haha cheers mate, might come in handy ;)

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  15. I feel like I shouldn't be read this lol great post

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  16. bookmarking for zombie apocalypse.

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  17. haha that goes into my weaponbuilding collection

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    you follow me: www.samboism.blogspot.com
    and i will follow you

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  18. Too bad the internet won't work when the apocalypse hits =[

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  19. Whilst that would be a handy weapon to use against Zombies, I must say it's not practical for 'on-the-fly anti zombie tactics'

    You'd want to have a stockpile somehow before going out me thinks.

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  20. Very good info, Following.

    techblogbehere.blogspot.com

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  21. Awesome! Now if I run into a real life tank, I'll be prepared.

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