Because Dinner for Two is Expensive.

Chloroform has been putting the 'sensual' into non-consensual for over a century but it also has uses as an anesthetic and a common laboratory solvent. Here's how to make it.

I've actually(successfully) used the line "excuse me but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"  to pick up girls...of course I was joking and don't really recommend rape "chemical assisted speed seduction" unless you want some serious jail time.  It can be fun with a consenting partner though, or if you ever need to perform field surgery on a wound.


some notes on storage:
Store in a glass container, not plastic, and ideally the glass should be amber or brown in colour to filter UV rays.  Store in a cool, dry, well ventilated area.  Under influence of ultra violet light, Chloroform will react with oxygen, forming highly toxic phosgene gas.  It will do this eventually anyway, so you also want to try to keep oxygen out of your storage container if you plan to store it for a while.  Keeping it in a well cleaned beer bottle, in the fridge, with a balloon stretched over the top, could work in a pinch if you fill it up with 12oz of chloroform.  Also if you see the balloon inflating, or the level of liquid decreasing, you know its giving off phosgene gas and should be discarded.

Making/keeping this stuff could be illegal so as always check local laws.

Jokes:
I had sex with this girl I met at a club last night. It was inevitable it was going to happen, you could tell, just by the chemistry...Rohypnol and Chloroform.

Recent studies have found that Chloroform has been in existence since at least 9months BC .

My girlfriend came around unexpectedly the other day. That's the last time I buy Tesco Value Chloroform!

Chloroform! For when she doesn't know she wants to!

Ok, thats about all I've got.  Enjoy, and stay tuned for tomorrows update when I'll try to post some more cool blogger tips and tricks.