Monday, January 31, 2011

Because Dinner for Two is Expensive.

Chloroform has been putting the 'sensual' into non-consensual for over a century but it also has uses as an anesthetic and a common laboratory solvent. Here's how to make it.





I've actually(successfully) used the line "excuse me but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"  to pick up girls...of course I was joking and don't really recommend rape "chemical assisted speed seduction" unless you want some serious jail time.  It can be fun with a consenting partner though, or if you ever need to perform field surgery on a wound.


some notes on storage:
Store in a glass container, not plastic, and ideally the glass should be amber or brown in colour to filter UV rays.  Store in a cool, dry, well ventilated area.  Under influence of ultra violet light, Chloroform will react with oxygen, forming highly toxic phosgene gas.  It will do this eventually anyway, so you also want to try to keep oxygen out of your storage container if you plan to store it for a while.  Keeping it in a well cleaned beer bottle, in the fridge, with a balloon stretched over the top, could work in a pinch if you fill it up with 12oz of chloroform.  Also if you see the balloon inflating, or the level of liquid decreasing, you know its giving off phosgene gas and should be discarded.

Making/keeping this stuff could be illegal so as always check local laws.

Jokes:
I had sex with this girl I met at a club last night. It was inevitable it was going to happen, you could tell, just by the chemistry...Rohypnol and Chloroform.



Recent studies have found that Chloroform has been in existence since at least 9months BC .



My girlfriend came around unexpectedly the other day. That's the last time I buy Tesco Value Chloroform!

Chloroform! For when she doesn't know she wants to!

Ok, thats about all I've got.  Enjoy, and stay tuned for tomorrows update when I'll try to post some more cool blogger tips and tricks.

38 comments:

  1. Are my posts getting too long these days? Should I shorten it up?

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  2. Actually laughed at "chemical assisted speed seduction." I think you're pretty succinct in your explanations. It's probably after about the third standard paragraph that I tl;dr. You're not in any danger of that. Especially with the clever illustrations and the liberal paragraph breaks.

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  3. Length is alright, I don't mind reading slightly longer posts.
    Ahahaha those jokes. Awesome.

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  4. Personally I'd say shorten but I have a short attention span so idk haha.

    -Zach
    www.evanztories.blogspot.com
    www.ducks2nucks.blogspot.com

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  5. great post!

    i like the word "chemical assisted speed seduction"

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  6. This is such an epic post.
    And I'll try out the chloroform rag line. :D

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  7. Excellent *making tent with fingers*

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  8. I don't think so. I enjoyed this one!

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  9. Nothing better than rape-oriented humor... 'cept maybe humor-oriented rape.

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  10. i actually lol'd when i came up with the "chemical assisted speed seduction" line. this post was fun to write. :)

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  11. I'd never be able to use that stuff. I'd rather pick up the ladies the old fashioned way.

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  12. Your posts are great man. Lol'd hard here.

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  13. @pikamitsu
    you mean a crowbar and an unmarked van? well, whatever works for you i guess.

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  14. I feel like a terrible person for laughing at this...

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  15. Oh thanks for reminding me I need to buy more chloroform since I used the last bottle last night.

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  16. how to get a girl to go home with you? chloroform

    brotosterone.blogspot.com

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  17. Hah, great info. I'll keep this info handy if I'm going through a dry patch with the ladies.

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  18. Haha Next you'll be telling us how to make roofies. lol

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  19. @CoDgirl
    i have a recipe for GHB somewhere if you like. G is the new roofies. :)

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  20. Awesome pick up line. Definitely going to do it if I ever pulled over by a patrolwoman.

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  21. lol! the pics posted are hilarious1

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  22. "Chemical assisted speed seduction," nice.

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  23. They aren't man!

    and this is just epic :D

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  24. I can't believe it's so easy to make. ugh...

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  25. hehe. jokes can be made about anything, lol

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  26. Say your target is a little... younger, would you need to change the dosage a bit for lower weight? I really don't need another body on my hands.

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  27. @Punk
    lol, i intentionally left out a section on dosage because this is for informational purposes only. i think i run enough risk of getting in legal trouble as it is.

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  28. also calling them a "target" is not a good way to word things...
    that said, i think you're joking, but if you needed to perform field surgery on a child in an emergency situation, as a last resort, to save a life, i guess you'd need to know this. I'm not sure the exact dosage to body weight, but my advice would be to monitor the patient's response and administer until desired effects are achieved. once they're out, don't let them keep inhaling this stuff as it can damage some internal organs.

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  29. ARe you all sick..?? seek help....how about this...seek help for your disturbed deviant obnoxious sick twisted heads..and maybe try taking a shower and getting a personality to pick up a girl....

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  30. @glory,
    I'm comfortable with who I am, and therefore I don't need to seek help. You, however, sound like you may have some anger issues that you could use some help with. Send me an IM using the gadget on this blog if you ever need somebody to talk to about it.

    I do respect your opinion, but I feel a bit insulted. I think you'd be happier if you try not to be so judgmental of people who don't share your beliefs.

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