Monday, February 14, 2011

Singles Awareness Day

Happy S.A.D. or valentines day, or whatever you want to call it.


Here are some ecards to send to your loved ones.  I already took screen shots and such for a tutorial on file encryption, so check back tomorrow for that.  I decided to do a holiday post and take it easy today.

















Sorry bout all the law and order ones, my girl really likes that show so i saved a bunch of those for her.  Hopefully you found some of these amusing, and have a happy v-day, or drink yourself to sleep.  Whatever.


PORTIP: if you do have a special someone you want to impress, here's a good way to do it.  This works just as well when done at random as it does on v-day.

Break into her car(stay with me here)...or you can do it in the passenger seat of your car if you don't know how.  Get a bunch of rose petals from the florist, or sometimes you can find em in grocery stores, especially around now.  Open up the sun visor for her seat and pack it full of rose petals.  Get her into the car and drive towards the sun.

If she doesn't take the bait, you can tell her, the sun is pretty bright, would she mind flipping down that visor...She gets showered in rose petals.  Gets a great reaction, so try it out.  I did it one day at random and my girl just loved it.  Plus rose petals are not very expensive, so it's a cheap, easy way to seem romantic and creative.


PART 2:  I made the first two for a friend who's very into Dr. Who, thought I'd add some whovian cards since it's my fav show:







 Hope somebody out there likes these as much as I do.

39 comments:

  1. The best gifts for girls are the ones that are thoughtful, useless, and cheap :) Therefore rose petals well placed would work quite well.

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  2. Dude, way to make me wanna go "baaaw", good thing I'm made of tough stuff, or give Hallmark a million bucks in 24 hours day would kill me

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  3. lol, you can try cutting out red construction paper in little hearts if you can't find a dying rose =D

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  4. What is wrong with being single? have a great monday everyone!

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  5. Well... I'll be drinking myself to sleep. :/

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  6. Haha! nice pic dump! i like it!

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  7. LOL single awareness day. Never heard that.

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  8. Chloroform is the worlds greatest afrodisiac...

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  9. @con queso,
    you dont really need a dying rose, you can buy just fresh rose petals upon request anywhere they sell flowers.

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  10. this is probably the first time i've seen law and order in valentine card form lol

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  11. hopefully she doesn't flip the visor down when she's driving. That could be bad.
    Also the law and order ones were hilarious!

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  12. I just sent ALL of these to my S.O.
    Either I've found one helluva woman, or I'm about to get dumped hard :)

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  13. @Kal,
    yeah... a bunch are from the law and order "special victims unit" because it's so hard to find the right card for that special rape victim in your life. lol

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  14. Lol some of those cards are awesome. Gonna use the mauled by bears one next year :P

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  15. Some of these are awesome (I really like the bawww cat brokenheart one).
    Some are downright creepy >_>

    Well done.

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  16. I love the mauled by a bear one - class

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  17. Haha, the one with Snake got me good.

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  18. Nice cards! Where'd you find them?

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  19. @Snuggs,
    Rules 1 and 2 of the internet prevent me from telling you where I got them. I'm not really supposed to talk a/b/out it.

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  20. haha these cards are great i might even print some and give them to my friend

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  21. i loved the twin towers valentine haha

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  22. these are amazing, the bear valentine was my favorite.

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  23. Hahah, some clever cards in there

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  24. nambla card lol, some really funny cards on here.

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  25. NICE hahaha yay for being single!!!!

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  26. Rose petals you say? Never thought of that one.

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  27. I found the bear one hilarious for some reason, saving that picture for sure.

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