It may seem cruel to hunt them, but left unchecked, the hipster population would grow at an exponential rate. This would put an enormous strain on our nation's supply of smug superiority, and it would greatly increase the chances that you would be forced to talk to one of them at a party.
So I present, Hipster Traps!
And then there's this, for the lols!
And I'll finish up with a comic, you've probably never heard of it.
Hipster Hitler!! :D
ReplyDeleteLOL I think anyone would be pissed if you put a padlock in their plugs!
ReplyDeleteWas ist das? Hïpster Hitler? If you don't want to talk to Hipsters at a party, you can always start playing something mainstream so they'll leave. Make sure to put away any apple products or vinyl records too.
ReplyDeletelol @ hipster trap
ReplyDeleteJust saw the hipster trap today. So great.
ReplyDeleteI actually have a friend who has done that lock one.
ReplyDeleteThe guy never noticed and it was hilarious.
Lol, I could imagine doing the padlock to someone...god that would just ruin someone's day XD
ReplyDeleteOh goddamn I want to do the padlock one so bad LOL
ReplyDeleteHa that last picture is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteLmao!!! Fuckin love juice, he does.
ReplyDeletehahaha That's fucking awesome. I definitely need to try that padlock one. But chances are, I will never want to get that close to a hipster in the first place.
ReplyDeletelol @ hipster hitler
ReplyDeletewhere the hell
lol
ReplyDeletehipster hitler is awesome
ah i never got into these hipster hitler comics. usually i find all stuff about hitler hilarious but these.. i dunno
ReplyDeletehaha omg the lock. that would be insanely cruel
ReplyDeleteHahaha, love the padlock idea. Nice and heavy!
ReplyDeletesilly silly hipsters. i love posting pictures of hipters :D
ReplyDeleteAlways remember to tag your hipsters if you plan on releasing them back out into the wild!
ReplyDeleteOoo that second one would be so painful.
ReplyDeleteNo 2 is the shiznit
ReplyDeletelol.
ReplyDeleteHIIIIIIIIIPSTEEEEERS!
ReplyDeleteGod I love hipster Hitler
ReplyDeleteI could never understand the ear things. That's just asking to get ripped out.
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