Bacon, as a Thermal Lance?

Bacon is good stuff but did you know it can cut through solid steel?

Thats right.  I just found this article on my computer and wanted to share it with you guys because lets face it, making a plasma torch or thermal lance out of meat it pretty cool.

I must say, the weirdest thing I've done with bacon is battered and deep fried it.  I guess I need to start thinking more outside the box.